I’m on the phone with my sister. I can hear my 2-year-old niece in the background. “Roar! ROAR!” she says.
“What is she doing,” I ask.
“Telling lawyer jokes,” Sister says, matter-of-factly.
“What?”
Niece: “Roar. ROAR!!!”
“She pulled a book off the shelf called the Best Lawyer Jokes Ever, and it has a picture of a scary man on the cover, so she’s making scary sounds.”
Niece: “Mommy, it SCARES me!” Her attention clearly turns back to the book, “ROAR!!!”
This is when I start laughing so hard I cry.
I kinda want to be this guy for Halloween.
